From The Onion The Salt Lake Tribune:
A Las Vegas man is suing The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints for medical expenses after he injured his back in 2007 performing baptisms for the dead.
In a civil suit filed in 3rd District Court on Wednesday, Daniel Dastrup claims he suffered a severe herniated disk in his lumbar spine after performing about 200 baptism on Aug. 25, 2007. The then 25-year-old claims some of the young men and women he completely immersed in water in the name of the dead weighed as much as 250 pounds.
When he asked to be relieved, an officiator at the LDS temple in Raleigh, N.C., where the baptisms were performed, told Dastrup to continue, the civil suit states. Another man who asked the officiator twice to take over for Dastrup was also told no.
The day after finishing the numerous baptisms, Dastrup said he suffered so much pain he could not sit up. He later learned of the herniated disk and had to undergo two spinal surgeries, according to the suit.
Dastrup claims the church breached its duty by “not warning the plaintiffs that the repetitive motion required for performing baptisms for the dead could cause serious damage to a person’s back and by not allowing Mr. Dastrup to stop and be relieved when he and his replacement requested on multiple occasions that they be switched out.”
Dastrup, who also listed his wife as a plaintiff in the case, claims the injury has affected his relationship with her, and the pain has forced him to quit law school and change his lifestyle.
He is suing the corporation of the presiding bishop of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints for, among other things, medical expenses, future loss of earning capacity and loss of household services.
Scott Trotter, a spokesman for the church, said, “I don’t have the details of the case at this time and therefore can’t comment.”

Really unfortunate. I don’t know all the details either but it sounds like Dastrup is looking for a way to cover some bad decisions. However, I hope the Church takes the high road and at least helps out the guy regardless.
Maybe the guy has a case and he’ll get his due compensation. I don’t know. But on its face, it seems kind of absurd.
The only reason I’m posting is because I’m wondering if that guy is related to my bishop.
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I recognize fully that this family is probably a ginormous family that goes back to pioneer days or something like that. The world isn’t so small after all.
Honestly, I don’t find a story like this that surprising or strange. Silly lawsuits are filed all the time. It was only a matter of time before one involved peculiar LDS beliefs.
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