Is Apple a religion?

Jesus. Siddhārtha Gautama. Joseph Smith. Muhammad. Steve Jobs?

Two professors at Texas A&M University argued in a research paper published this month that Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, is effectively the founder of a new religion—the cult of Mac. From Fox News:

“The religious-like behavior and language surrounding Apple devotion/fandom is an example of ‘implicit religion,’” Prof. Heidi Campbell, one of the authors of the study, told FoxNews.com. Implicit religion can happen when the use of, say, technology becomes a substitute for belief and behaviors once attached to religion and religious practice, she said.

That, according to the authors, explains why fans still believe when the leader of the Church of Apple, Steve Jobs, blames consumers for the poor reception of the company’s cell phone (clearly, users are holding their phones incorrectly). In fact, they flock to buy the device despite its serious design flaws.

Even the pope has fretted about this new religion.

In his 2006 Christmas address, Pope Benedict XVI rhetorically asked if a savior was still needed in the modern wired world. The response from prominent technology blog Gizmodo: “Hopefully, our shepherd, Steve Jobs, will unveil Apple-Cellphone-Thingy, the true Jesus Phone … It shall lift the hunger and disease you speak of from the land…”

The post was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but it also revealed the rapture with which many Apple fans follow the company and its products.

University researchers note that Apple’s history has elements that reflect basic elements of more traditional religions:

–  Apple’s creation story epitomizes the humble garage origin of its technology—not unlike the humble manger of Jesus’ birth.

–  Apple CEO Steve Jobs is perceived as a messianic leader who was fired but rose again to save the company.

–  Apple has traditionally had an evil archenemy, the Devil, as represented first by Microsoft and now by Google.

So if they wanted to, could Apple devotees actually create an official Apple religion? After all, many believe in the power of the iPhone and millions of consumers would buy any product the company introduces, flaws and all.

There doesn’t seem to be an associated belief in a supernatural power connected to Apple, but that doesn’t matter: To establish a religion, such a belief is not necessary—at least, legally speaking in the U.S.

The Church of the SubGenius enjoys religious status in the U.S. under the First Amendment, for example. Its 10,000 reported followers believe primarily in the power of “slack,” the sense of freedom that comes by achieving personal goals.

Indeed, it would be interesting if Apple were to apply for such a status in the future. Just think of the tax implications.

Do you belong to the cult of Mac?

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About Jon Adams

I have my bachelors in sociology and political science, having recently graduated from Utah State University. I co-founded SHAFT, but have also been active in the College Democrats and the Religious Studies Club. I was born in Utah to a loving LDS family. I left Mormonism in high school after discovering some disconcerting facts about its history. Like many ex-Mormons, I am now an agnostic atheist. I am amenable to being wrong, however. So should you disagree with me about religion (or anything, really), please challenge me. I welcome and enjoy a respectful debate. I love life, and am thankful for those things and people that make life worth loving: my family, my friends, my dogs, German rock, etc. Contact: jon.earl.adams@gmail.com

9 thoughts on “Is Apple a religion?

  1. I remember being a Mac evangelist in the mid-90s (during my teens). Apple produced all sorts of Pro-mac materials – pamphlets, videos, stickers, etc. It was an interesting time back then… always on the defense about Macs and never admitting their faults.

    • Tim Meadows did a hilarious skit on saturday night live a number of years back. He played “The Oprah” and was carried on a platform by middle-aged housewives chanting her name. I wish it was on youtube…

  2. Wow. This is just idiotic. I’ve never been big on the mac products but I can certainly tell when people are just bashing on apple because it’s a part of their stigma. I think there is more of a case for the cult of apple bashers than anything else.

    It’s just a computer system people. Wake up!

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